Here it is then, just type every single one of the (commands!) below – change usernames etc where needed. You’ll have a complete Ruby on Rails (and NetBeans/Java!) development environment up and working in NO TIME, with everything, from MySQL to MySQL Workbench, and RubyMine to NetBeans, to Ruby, Rails, Imagemagick – with all necessary libraries for github, heroku, nodejs.
The following was presented to the University of Surrey in a lecture to Computing students, and is classified as a ‘Quick-n-Dirty’ guide, but with minor experience (why not setup a Virtual Machine using VirtualBox with Ubuntu 11.10 32bit and try it out???) you should be able to make it work easily.